Tits and Giggles In my pants.

*Note. I heard the term Tits and Giggles as a play on the British saying Kicks and Giggles. I believe I heard if from a British man...they say tits a lot. Anyway, just clearing up the term.
Also, no I do not recall where I heard the saying. Also, do not Google tits and giggles to find said origin. It's regrettable.

One of my favorite (living) authors, John Green, once coined the term In My Pants. He learned a beautiful fact after getting cream cheese in the grooves of his pants to which a friend exclaimed, "You got cream cheese...in your pants." He learned that if you had in my pants to things not meant to be funny they become quite funny. Oh, and your is interchangeable for my. So, in my pants is the same effect.

Most effectively, books.
This is a list of books on my bookshelf or in my pants:
-the Hindu philosophy book: Courage and Contentment in my pants.
-Monster in your pants.
-Looking For Alaska in your pants (a John Green book!).
-An Abundance of Katherines in my pants (a John Green book!).
-When the Tripods Came in my pants.
-The Hard Goodbye in my pants.

Also, album names!:
-Take Shape in my pants.
-Sticky Fingers in my pants.ew.
-Big Ones in your pants.
-Strange Weirdos in my pants.
-Thick as a Brick in my pants. Okay that's a song...

Also, movies!:
-Grumpy Old Men in my pants.
-12 Angry Men in your pants.
-The Lost Boys in your pants.
-Milk in your pants.
-Zack and Miri Make a Porno in your pants.
-Sexy Beast in your pants.
-The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in my pants.

So try this to anything in everything and hopefully it will brighten up your day.

That is all in my pants.

Martin.